The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Little Jimmy puts his hand up in class: "Miss! Miss! I have to go to the toilet, quick!" The teacher replies: "Not until you say the alphabet." So Little Jimmy recites: "ABCDEFGJKLMNOPQRUVWXYZ" The teacher raises an eyebrow. "Excuse me," she says, "but where's the S, H, I and T?" Little Jimmy just sighs. "...In my pants..."
I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it's raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it is raining in Sweden?
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here. '
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.'
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
What’s the difference between a dad and a grill? A grill runs out out of gas.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.