The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
Why do hamburgers go south for the winter? So they don’t freeze their buns.
Why was the football stadium cold? There were too many fans.
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
It is not polite to call people White Trash The proper label is white non-recyclablesYeah ok it's not great but it's what I got
I watched a movie called "The Adjustment," about a Chiropractor who quits, goes back to school and becomes an famous Orthopedic Spine Surgeon. I didn't really like it. Too much backstory.
my sister told me she won’t scatter my ashes in the ocean she said there was already too much trash in it.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
What do you call a factory that makes OK products? A satisfactory.