The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
What's fat, orange and that everyone avoids? A traffic cone.*what did you expect?*
It's good that it's called 'public health England' (PHE) Because 'public health Uk' wouldn't work so well
I didn't make it at the sandpaper factory boss said I didn't have enough Grit
Why where there two dudes in a ambulance Cause they were a pair-a-medics
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.'
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
What did the DNA say to the other DNA? “Do these genes make me look fat? '
Shouldn’t the “roof ' of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
Your wife and daughter look like twins,' my friend said. 'Well,' I replied, 'they were separated at birth.'