The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
I googled "how to start a wildfire"... I got 48,500 matches.
Doctor the operation was a success Patient really?Doctor yes, we have successfully removed the colon.
What’s the difference between putting a microchip in a snail and punching a grasshopper in the face? One is bugging a slug.The other is slugging a bug
Did you know: If you stacked every elephant on earth on top of each other... ...most of them would fall.
I tried to catch some fog. But I mist.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.