The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.'
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'
Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell? He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Today I found out that it takes a school of piranha 1 minute to devour a child. However, I have now lost my job in the aquarium.
What do you call a video game rematch? A Wii-match.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, 'This isn't working.' I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.