The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
How do birds learn to fly? They wing it.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.