The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
One man is walking a tightrope. Another is getting a blow job from a 90 year old lady. Both have the same thought at the same time. What is it?Don’t look down.
I threw a boomerang 5 years ago Today, I live in constant fear.\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-Wait a minute, I can relax. It was made in china! Its not coming back!
A man walks into a bar and faceplants into a stool. Now he's completely shitfaced.
What's the difference between a steamed fish and a stupid donkey? One's a dum bass, the other's a dumb ass.
A new discovery about women in prison: They don’t get their periods until the end of their sentences.
Did you hear about the guy who went to the ER with 15 little toy ponies stuck up in his rear end? Doctors say his condition is stable.
I got arrested for illegal fishing, even though there weren't any 'no fishing' signs. Apparently if it's an aquarium in a hotel lobby, you don't need a sign.
I think that we should officially change our currency to balloons. You could much more easily control inflation.
How many existancialists does it take to change a light bulb? Two.One to change the light bulb and one who observes how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in another world of cosmic nothingness.
My friends and I had a competition to see what the most difficult to put on accessory was. The end result was a tie.
My wife always talks like an empty tip jar Such non cents
I'm a fruit. If you take away my first letter, I'm a body part. If you take away my first and last letter, I suck. What am I? pear
I don't trust Greek instruments. They're mostly lyres.
What will Dave Grohl say when his children start going back to school after the pandemic? Walkin' to learn again....
Longest Drum Solo The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 25 minutes and it was performed by a child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.