The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF...
I was stood behind a customer at an ATM and he turned around and said "could you check my balance?"-so I pushed him. His balance wasn't that great.
I was stood behind a customer at an ATM and he turned around and said "could you check my balance?"-so I pushed him. His balance wasn't that great.
Why didn't the zombie go to school? He felt rotten.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.'
Sore throats are a pain in the neck.
Why do balloons hate Ed Sheeran concerts? They are afraid of pop music.
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.'
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.