The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Where do boats go when they're sick?' 'To the boat doc.'
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.