The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe!
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.'
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
Can February March? No, but April May!'
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.