The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
I fear for the calendar. It's days are numbered.
Why do flamingoes life one leg up? If they lifted both they'd fall.
A communist joke isn't funny... unless everyone gets it.
Q: Why is it hard to understand volunteers? A: Because they make no cents.
How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it.
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.'
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'