The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
6.9 is my worst and least favorite number That is because it is 69 that was ruined by a period
I never get tired of jokes about dyslexia even though I have it. I wish I could read all of them.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Why was the broom late for work? It over-swept.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That's the punch line.
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
My therapist told me I have problems with verbalising my emotions. Can’t say I’m suprised.
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!'
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?' 'Traffic jam.'