The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I went to Borders and asked the blonde for a book about turtles She said 'hardback?' So I replied, 'yeah, with 4 legs and little heads'
Why shouldn’t you hang your diplomas on the refrigerator? Because a refrigerator shouldn’t have too many degrees.
You know being self quarantined isn't even that boring But I am surprised that there are 7884 grains of rice in one pack, and 7892 in another.
Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan? Too many Targets
I overlayed some dubstep to my favorite video of a clumsy fisherman I synced them up to when they drop the bass.
Mr. T set the ninja turtles up on a blind date. Mr. T: Here's your girl. Ninja Turtles: who is she?Mr T: Its April, fools.Also, I'm sorry.
Why does the cop's wife not allow him to turn the tv off? Because he shoots at it every time the screen turns black.
I had a Red Hot Chilli Peppers CD for 4 minutes and 43 seconds After hearing this one track, I decided to give it away give it away give it away now.
You wanna hear about something ironic? My grandma’s zodiac sign was Cancer. She was killed... by a giant crab.
We need to re-evaluate our use of the word 'Legendary.' We used to Say it of the person that pulled the sword from the stone. Now we say it about whoever can find the Doritos.
Did you hear about the guy that evaporated? He'll be mist.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.