The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.'