The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said 'parking fine.'
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
Swords will never go obsolete. They're cutting edge technology.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
What’s more unbelievable than a talking dog? A spelling bee.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.
Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!