The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.'
Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.'
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, 'I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.'
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.'
Can February March? No, but April May!'
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.