The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I have a fear of speed bumps. I'm slowly getting over it.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.'
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
Clothes, but no cigar.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little whine.