The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
You know what’s really worth its weight in gold? Gold.
A joke on many levels What's gripping from start to finish?"The Rock Climber's Guide to Masturbation on the climb"
A guy goes into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The guy is a black man from Nigeria and is wearing the colorful ceremonial garb from his native land. The bartender says, “What an exquisite creature! Where did you get it?” “Africa,” replies the parrot.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
What kind of cereal do leprechauns eat? Lucky Charms.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
What key is used to open bananas? A mon-key.
Anyone else ever have their cake day hit them out of nowhere and have no real joke prepared? Yeah me neither.
I slept like a baby last night. I woke up periodically, screaming in terror and confusion.
Just this week I fucked a dozen chicks Next week, I'll try girls.
John Woo walks into a bar He orders a shot of Tequila
My girlfriend and I have been really stressed and having some issues so we decided to take a mini vacation, a weekend trip to a ski resort. Everything started off well, but things went downhill really fast.
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available. She looked up and whispered, "They're right behind you".