The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
As I put the car in reverse, I thought to myself: "This really takes me back".
Pavlov walks into a cafe... ...and orders a breakfast. "Sure," the lady says. "I'll let you know when it's ready." After a little while, she places his tray on the counter and rings the bell. Pavlov leaps up and exclaims, "Oh my gosh, I have to feed the dogs!"
One day, you're the best thing since slice bread.... .....the next, you're toast.
What's the most laidback dinosaur of all? The Trankylosaurus.
Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a Crisis?
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.