The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why do dads feel the need to tell such bad jokes? They just want to help you become a groan up.
I had a great joke about COVID... but I don't wanna spread it around.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.'
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?'
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.'
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
What’s the fastest way to end an argument with a girl? Tell her to calm down. You’ll be dead but the argument will be over. Noticed I said “fastest” way, not “best”.
At the doctor investigating my stomach issues, I was asked if I had a family history of stomach issues I said “why yes, diarrhea runs in my genes.”
What did the assassin say when his co-worker got the promotion? I would've killed for that position lol
My Hindu friend is very peaceful. He has never had beef with anyone.
What happens when you don't pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.