The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why do vampires seem sick? They're always coffin.
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn't fit! What a huge waist!
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.
How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it.
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
I begin to read a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, 'This isn't working.' I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!