The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.
Dear Mother In Law, Don't teach me how to bring up my children.I'm living with one of yours and they need a lot of improvement.
Why do balloons hate Ed Sheeran concerts? They are afraid of pop music.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What language do people speak in the middle of the earth? Core-ean
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'