The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament? Live stream.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…