The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. 'No,' I said. 'It's to look at.'
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast. '
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people—the student, his mama, and his pauper.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.'
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?' 'Yellow!'
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
What do you call a magician who loses his magic? Ian.