The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
What is relative humidity? The sweat you get on your balls when you are fucking your sister.
What do penises and semi colons have in common? I often put them in the wrong places.
What is orange, about 70 years old, has caused enormous damage to the environment, and is a great embarrassment to the US? Agent orange, duh.
A young cow runs crying to her mom... A young cow runs crying to her mom..."Momma, a bull came down to mate with me!"Momma: "No need to cry my child. It's perfectly natural.""But momma he insisted on sucking on my teats because it gets him in the mood!""He did What? How dairy!"
Statistics show that 73% of people don't have enough fibre in their diets. Ah well, tough shit
Why are Male Prostitutes' more expensive than Female Prostitutes'? The Price of wood is so damn high.....
What do you call the last virgin in Afghanistan? The fastest goat in the fucking country