The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
My dad is see through and used to be a woman. He’s a transparent trans-parent.
My Greek mythology class is killing my GPA. I guess you could say it's my Achilles' elbow.
If I put 10 people and 1 mosquito in a room... ... the fuckin mosquito will still get out of the room to find me instead.
Today a flat earther friend of mine told me the earth was as as flat as my sense of humor. I told him his girlfriends ass would've been a better comparison.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.