The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Roses are red, violets are violet Start getting it right, or I'm getting violent.
Why did the Man send back his rabbit stew? Because there was a hare in it
Why does a milking Stool only have 3 legs? Because the cow has the Utter
Did you hear about the huge sale they just had on canoes? It was quite the oar deal.
I grilled a chicken for 2 hours. It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
No! It crashed again... Roses are red;Violets are blue\-----------------------ERROR: Invalid syntax on line 2
My mom always said I'd never accomplish anything other than being born. To be fair to her, that was my crowning achievement.
We found a list of negative numbers at the crime scene It doesn't add up
Why can’t you ever justify something wrong done by a male cow? Because it’s In defence of bull!
My daughter informed me that the earth is tilted at a 23.5 degree angle I responded, “That’s not right.”With a scowl, she pulled up google and proved to me that the earth is, in fact, tilted at a 23.5 degree angle.“Precisely,” I agreed. “If the angle were right it would be 90°.”
What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold down the pillow long enough.
When I go into a drug store, the pharmacist is usually high. Why are many drug stores constructed with the area behind the counter a few steps higher than the rest of the store?
What’s the difference between school and prison? In school your afraid of the work that’s hard. In prison your afraid of the inmates that are hard.