The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
How does the moon cut his hair?' 'Eclipse it.'
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
I once got fired from a canned juice factory. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
What is the opposite of ladies fingers? Mentos
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI.
Vin Diesel eats two meals a day. Breakfast and breakfurious.
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.'
What's a sea monster's favorite lunch? Fish and ships.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.