The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
If you find a bomb that blows up when stepped on, please let me know. It's mine.
How do you set your digital location to Skyrim? You use NordVPN
What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
My dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. He kept insisting we "be positive," but it's just so hard without him.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu-you get what you deserve.
If sweet dreams are made of cheese… Who am I to dis-a-brie?
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
Where do pancakes rise? In the yeast.
At the job interview, they asked me, 'Where do you see yourself in five years?'
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
Queen Victoria didn’t do such a good job keeping drinking water away from toilet water... but it was still frowned upon to cholera fool.