The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What did one piece of tape say to the other? Let’s stick together.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
I slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace!
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
Getting paid to sleep would be my dream job.