The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
I’m addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums. I need Help.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tale.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.