The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.''
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
A Quality Assurance engineer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The QA then proceeds to order 999,999,999 beers, 0 beers, a lizard, -1 beers, and plate of ueicbksjdhd. The first real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.
Did you know air is a highly addictive slow acting poison? 100% of all people who breathe air have died, and if you try to stop breathing the poison you will die within minutes because of how addicted to air you are.
How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?? One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....
I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
What runs around a baseball field but never moves? A fence.
What piece on the playground is always exhausted? The tire swing.
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus!
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
When someone says get a grip, Apparently around their neck is NOT what they meant
At the parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?" The inmate responded, "It’s bec..." Officer: Yes?Inmate: I think I have..Officer: Go on.Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence?Officer: Sure. Parole denied.
I was so embarrassed that my wife caught me playing with my son’s train set that I threw the bedsheet over it. I think I managed to cover my tracks.