The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
A blind man trips on a bottle That's all.Didn't see that one coming, did ya?
Why do Bri'ish people never pronounce the letter 't' ? Because they drank it all
I was playing Oregon Trail I met a man named Terry. I chose to laugh at him for having such a girlie name. He pulled out a gun and shot me.I died from dissin' Terry.
Fat shaming is wrong. They have enough on their plate already.
My wife said I had to stop listening to Meat Loaf. I'd do anything for love, but I won't do that.
My next joke is called heart disease. Statistically 2/3 of you won't get it.
I was bitten by a Great White while vacationing in Florida. I think he used the term "Superior Aryan," but either way, that was one coked-out skinhead.
Clothes, but no cigar.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!
Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.
What do you call a sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop.