The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kabobs.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
What does a shark victim see before their end? Fin.
What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.