The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
Today I learned that Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy were the most open-minded presidents in history. I was quite shocked by this, and it blew my mind.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, cows go moo.
Note: Never piss off a musician with a steam roller Unless you want to B♭
A tortoise beat up a snail pretty bad. The snails two friends wanted revenge and so they asked him "do you recollect anything. His name, build, marks etc?"The snail said "No I don't. It happened so fast:-("
In breaking news, Trump’s personal library has burned down. The fire consumed both books and in a tragic twist he hadn’t even finished coloring the second one.
What is the most calming scent? Chloroform
Jokes about white sugar are rare enough, but jokes about brown sugar? Demerara
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know i wouldn't get a reaction.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.