The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins — I couldn’t differentiate between them.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
You can't spell par entry without "try."
How does the rancher keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator.