The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere…
Can February March? No, but April May!
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.