The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
What's the difference between a vaccuum and a Harley motorcycle? The vaccuum carries its dirt bag on the inside.
What do you call an instigated collection of instruments? An inclination of 1080p music
Peter Piker When Peter Piker peeked at Penny,And peeped her perfect pooperHis peepers paused and then his jawPlopped down into a stuporBut he perked up and pressed his luck;Professed he pined to pipe her He self-composed and then proposedWhile poin... read more
I had plans to go to the beach today, but the skies are cloudy and it is raining It's really irrigating...
Beggars are like mosquitos... You hope for cold weather, so they will stop bothering you.
What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much? They [interrobang!](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)
"Why was the slab of marble upset?" "He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."
I bought some pantyhose but they kept telling me climate change wasn't real I should have checked the Denier rating
Ruth just dumped me. Told me I was too uptight. Well, now I'm Ruthless.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?