The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
6:30 is hands down the best time on the clock.
Today at the butchers I fell into a pile of animal guts. It was offal!
Whenever I do crown molding I can never get the corners to match up quite right I guess I have coping issues.
Doctor, doctor, I can't stop wearing transparent underpants. Well, I can clearly see your nuts.
Mom finds a large number of BDSM magazines beneath her sons bed. Calls her husband up to the room to show him and discuss."What do you think we should do?" she asks.Father frowns and responds "Well I guess spanking him is out of the question"