The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? It was too tired.
What's 90 degrees but covered with ice? The North and South Poles.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.