The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Five out of four people admit they’re bad at fractions.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Did you hear about the guy that evaporated? He'll be mist.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
Why is height reduction surgery almost always a bad deal? Because you're guaranteed to get short-changed!
Q: Why is it hard to understand volunteers? A: Because they make no cents.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here. '
Why do dogs float in water? Because they are good buoys.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Just look at that couple down the road,' a wife told her husband. 'He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?' 'Are you insane?' he responded. 'I barely know the woman!'
I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!