The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
What do you call a sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.