The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No… It’s to look at”
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
How do two tiger sharks mate? I don’t know. They’re fucking underwater
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
Mom said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.