The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think he's feline well.
Why was the traffic light late to work? It took too long to change.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!
What's worse than a box full of snakes? A box that was SUPPOSED to be full of snakes.
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There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.