The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
What do you call spaghetti in disguise? An impasta.
What type of music do the planets enjoy? Neptunes.
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What's a sea monster's favorite lunch? Fish and ships.
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.