The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
What key is used to open bananas? A mon-key.
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.