The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why are pediatricians always so angry? Because they have little patients.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
Roses are red Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you.The roses have wilted The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head.
A doctor thinks he’s invented a new procedure to remove a woman’s uterus Other doctors point out this is already a well known operationThe doctor replies “oh well it’s historic-to-me”
My friend and I make frequent conjugal visits to a local female prison, to remind the inmates what it's like to have a selfless guy go down on them. It just gives us some scents of perp puss.
"push push...harder.. you can do it.. little more!!" I was yelling at my pregnant wife.. But despite her best efforts,the car didn't start.
What did the Reddit user say after setting off a bomb in a bank? Edit: Wow this blew up! Thanks for the gold!
How did the crazy person get out of the forest? He took the psychopath!
I've been falling asleep listening to comedy specials and I don't think it's good for my health Because I keep feeling funny in the morning.
Wanna hear a joke about a parking ticket? No??FINE.
I went on a once-in-a-lifetime vacation. Never again.
If life is soup Then I am fork
What is the hardest part about sky diving? The ground.
My ex girlfriend had a role playing fetish. She liked to dress up as herself, and act like a fucking bitch
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.