The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
I told my drums, cymbals, xylophones, gongs, bells, and rattles players to play their part twice... ...but they didn't, so there are going to be re-percussions.
What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen? Moscow.
How did the crazy person get out of the forest? He took the psychopath!
Tiger, I've got some good news and bad news. "Ok Doc. Give me the bad news first.""We had to implant metal rods in your legs which could impact your play.""That's Terrible! I'm Finished! I'll never be able to compete again! What's the GOOD news!" "You balls are 3 inches from the pin."
Ja man, down in da islands, what de call de dew in de morning? Daylight cum(Hope I did OK transliterating the Jamaican accent.)
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.