The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAIINS!”
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
I talked to a poet who only wrote about wells. His stuff was deep.
Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.
Did you hear about the truck transporting steaks that got into a wreck? Some car T-Boned it.