The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
My 65 year old mum bought one of those sphynx cats the other day. Now she's going around telling everyone about her new bald pussy! TrueMotherFuckingStory!! Face-palm!
Why did the NRA file for bankruptcy? Because classes are being taught virtually
Observational humor isn't funny See?
Years ago, Nobel peace prize winner Liu Xiaobo died in custody under Xi Jinping, who denied any connection to the incident. They said it’s a matter of “He said, Xi said.”
I saw a gorgeous woman walk into a cosmetic surgeons office. I followed her in to ask her out, but I decided not to bother. Catching her picking her nose just put me right off.
Today I got asked out by 6 girls I was in the girls' bathroom
The election of Vladimir Putin will commence in a few days Citizens will be asked to choose between Putin and the firing squad.As of now, 80% of the population approve of him.>!The rest 20% are missing!<
Mike Tyson fires a nuke at his maths teacher. It was a weapon of math destruction.I'm so sorry.
I really like going to the Old Spaghetti Factory, but.. I just wish they would make me a fresh plate.